Charlie Sheen proves that you should never start a war with a warlock, after ‘Teen Mom’ porn star Farrah Abraham sold her private chat with the ‘Anger Management’ star.
The virtual war began when Farrah Abraham got Charlie’s number last month and texted the veteran actor about a possible ‘playdate with the kids,’ ‘coffee’ and a ‘gig on Anger Management.’ Everything went well, with Charlie even answering the text and agreeing to meetup… until of course, Farrah gave a snapshot of the conversation to TMZ and had it published for all to see.
Sheen then sent TMZ his message to Abraham that read:
“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.”
Although not as epic as Charlie’s public-shaming, Farrah tried her best to respond to Sheen’s colorful letter. She said:
“That’s right Charlie you never did tell me I could share my own texts with anyone – it looks like you have control issues because I can do whatever I want and I have nothing to hide maybe you do.” She adds: “I think all the drugs, fame, money, alcohol, and whores messed with your head because your bashing response to me is really uncalled for and makes zero sense. You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection. ‘So for a old train wreck like yourself you sit in your own pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life, enjoy your dwindle and I wish you all the best at being a good male figure for your children who really need a good male role model in their lives. As well I hope those call girls, pornstars, and goddesses you have around and pay are worthy because its sad you can not have a stable relationship to show your children a good example. I was only being friendly with Charlie because Anger Management contacted my rep and so I thought it would be good to reach out and spend some civil quality time apparently that’s not possible and I will be strictly professional and not speak to other talent in the future because I do not need to be bothered by their crazy personal lives and horrible personalities. I have a bright future ahead of myself I do not have time for this nonsense of drama.”
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