Gary Shirley Tries to Hit On Amber’s Cousin By Calling His Baby Mama a Slut

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Gary Shirley has always seemed like a bit of an idiot. But his latest attempts at hooking a girl for some NSA fun have proven to be a serious breach in even the basic lines of human intelligence. Namely, he was caught in an audio recording telling Amber Portwood’s cousin his baby mama was “sluttish”.

TMZ had the recording, and I have to say that it was the most painful attempt at a booty call I have heard since Pat O’Brien’s ‘hookers and blow’ voicemails back in 2005.

“Amber is sluttish. You’ve been with six dudes, Amber’s been with f***ing a million,” he said, apparently trying to endear himself to a member of her family.

He rounded off the gem by saying that if she wanted to “piss off Amber, let me know.” Classy.

The cousin, Krystal, made the hilarious move of recording and releasing this approach for nasty sex. This means a story for us hungry entertainment bloggers and a much needed shot of embarrassment for Shirley, who is frankly a douche.

Leah is a very unlucky little girl, given her genes.

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