Ah, Ashton Kutcher, you are young, hot and famous. It was only a matter of time before some hussy used you to get herself paid in the porn industry. Annoying ho Brittney Jones, the woman who claims she banged Ashton while his wife Demi Moore was away, has made a deal with infamous Vivid Entertainment for a sex tape.
The sex tape shows Jones, someone no one really cares about, having sex with some guy no one knows. Just like all classy ladies looking to make some extra dough, she sold it to Vivid Entertainment. The only thing that makes it any different than the stuff you can see on a streaming site for free is that she may or may not have had skanky couch sex with Kelso from That 70’s Show.
But Ashton isn’t taking it laying down (if you’ll pardon the pun) and had his lawyers file a motion to stop his name from being used anywhere on the tape or any releases. A statement to the company read:
“It is clear that the use of our client’s name is the principal selling point of the Video, and that Mr. Kutcher’s name is being used to lure potential customers to buy the Video and other merchandise which you [Vivid Entertainment] sell,” adding that they are “trading on Mr. Kutcher’s good name and reputation for a commercial purpose” and “trying to misappropriate and convert the potential economic value in Mr. Kutcher’s identity.”
Long story short, the only reason anyone would waste their money on Jone’s sex tape is because she might have gotten a piece of Ashton’s peen. If it works and he is removed from the cover of the tape you can bet it won’t go far.